domaindopemandotcom:

OKAY BUT NIGGAS WILL DEBATE FOR YEARS HOW A PUSSY SUPPOSED TO LOOK AND HOW IT SHOULD SMELL AND WHETHER IT SHOULD BE SHAVED OR NOT

BUT WHEN YOU ASK EM WHERE THE CLIT AT THE ROOM BE SILENT

(via vodka-cock-heartbreak)


hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

(via wonderfulsenses)


fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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(via vodka-cock-heartbreak)


j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

(via vodka-cock-heartbreak)


darkmagiciann:

forest-wanderings:

weeping-fawn:

So i met this boy today for the first time and he made me smile a lot.

This is quite possibly my favorite picture

AW

darkmagiciann:

forest-wanderings:

weeping-fawn:

So i met this boy today for the first time and he made me smile a lot.

This is quite possibly my favorite picture

AW

(via xepire)


hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

(via wonderfulsenses)



gaymzee:

i like to think of my followers as a giant conga line and im at the front and whenever i get a new follower they receive a grass skirt and coconut bra and join the conga line and we all have a great time

(via ughsherlockandjohn)



jolteonjolteoff:

one time when i was like 10 i heard the word “dildo” and i didnt really know what it meant at the time so the next day at school i went around saying “aw dildo!” and “what the dildo” and stuff like that and i got home and my mom heard me say “what the dildo” and so she yelled at me and told me it was a bad word and i cried because i had been saying it all day and i felt guilty

(via humoristics)


glukauf:

When an ostracod is swallowed, it emits a burst of light, making the cardinal fish spit it out.

glukauf:

When an ostracod is swallowed, it emits a burst of light, making the cardinal fish spit it out.

(via wishingonmybrokenstereo)



seattlestravels:


Love at first bite. Been trying to get close to the stray kittens living in the backyard to get them used to humans so we can find them homes. Picked up this guy for the first time, he bit me, jumped out of hands and bolted for the door. Of my house. Spent 2 hours trying to catch him from behind furniture, to finally capture and fall in love with him. Meet Mint. He loves me now too :]

seattlestravels:

Love at first bite. Been trying to get close to the stray kittens living in the backyard to get them used to humans so we can find them homes. Picked up this guy for the first time, he bit me, jumped out of hands and bolted for the door. Of my house. Spent 2 hours trying to catch him from behind furniture, to finally capture and fall in love with him. Meet Mint. He loves me now too :]

(via -luren)


original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

(via anxius)


thebxb:

*ten years later*

"And that’s when I fell in love with your mom"

(via the-barghinator)